tales of the smp

A series of dates located on random far away areas on the Dream SMP that is directed by Karl Jacobs. Examples of events that have happened are The Lost City of Mizu and The Village that went Mad. Members that have been on include Karl, Ranboo, Quackity, Sapnap, Dream and george.
Person: What have you been doing this weekend?
me: I have been binging the Tales of the SMP!
by 👩🏿=zoe laverne January 30, 2021
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tale spinnin

Spinning tales, telling lies, coming up with a fake story
Yo Tyler u mad tale spinnin rn
by TaleSpinnin February 21, 2022
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Raven Tales!

You are truly crowned as an amazing extraordinary person!
You will live for a long time and be very well educated!🥰🤗
People will love you,a Raven Tales is very social and outgoing!
by SkyFire12 November 9, 2019
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Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.
Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
by scottypeerol September 28, 2009
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tales of arcadia

a beautiful Netflix trilogy that does not get enough credit
dude have you seen the tales of arcadia trilogy on Netflix its the best.
by noname.exe February 1, 2021
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male tale

The male counterpart of "chick flick" in the manner of movies or films, usually consisting of a thin plot line, excessive amounts of violence, and continuous action.
Male Tales include movies such as: "Rambo" series, "Terminators" series, "Stealth", "James Bond" series, "Starship Troopers", "Soldier", "Scorpion King", "Alien", etc...
by "WREAKHAVOC" Smith Family December 28, 2008
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Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women
JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.
by TooSick4U October 22, 2007
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