Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies

Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!

by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019

Swollen Butt Hole

A Swollen Butthole is from Rashes Worms or worse if got swollen butt hole ask your parents about it.

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I have a Swollen Butt hole right now because of a rash and worms

by S/wollen B/utthole April 19, 2019

Swollening

When your ex is mad because he's your ex and he can't spell past a first grade level, so he spells "swallowing" S-w-o-l-l-e-n-i-n-g.

The only thing my ex-girlfriend was good at was swollening.

by thefirstlastlove March 4, 2025

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018