Swindle

v. a family man . the first and the last thing on your mind.Alpha and Omegamotherfucker.
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .

When Swindles on your mind, your mindfucked bitch.

if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .

by gristletoe August 18, 2017

Swindlecaust

The investment scandle created by the shyster Bernie Madoff which disproportionately affected wealthy Jews.

Uncle Abe lost his life savings when Swindlecaust happened.

by Gavin Cato June 14, 2010

roger spindler

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals

Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

by The breh moment 420 October 21, 2019

Sindler

ones who coolness cannot be measured

OMG that kid is a sindler watch out.

by michael verdi March 5, 2003

Jay Swingler

Spends his shitty life making embarrassing videos that million of people watch and some how enjoy. Mostly used words contain cereal bar, what do you mean and childish. Being a youtuber who nearly died from getting his head stuck in a microwave, we all know that whenever another video is uploaded on the TGFBro channel with rommel henry, its gonna be another dumb idea that is somehow hilarious.

Me: how is jay swingler still alive?
Bob: dont know. Really should be dead by now.
Me: well im glad he aint!

by InternetFangirl1 February 3, 2018

Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.

Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.

by Love handles May 6, 2011

Swindle

When a young man, who goes by the name of Chutters, uses his art of deception to con the feeble working staff of Asda out of their hard earned wages. This is usually in exchange for the short term gain of two packs of cookies.

Please note: such an act is usually performed en route to smoke session with the boys.

Chutters: “What’s being said tonight boys?”

“Oi Charlie lad, pick us up a bag of ching and a swindle, bish, bash, bosh!” (Berrisford, 2019)

by Turninski February 8, 2019