swanking

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

swank

A whore. Any one who possesses at least one of Hilary Swank's whorish traits.

Your mother was a swank and your father smelt of elderberry.

by Anthony Romano December 11, 2004

Swanked

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person

You've been Swanked!

by shokubeni February 26, 2010

swank

a word combination of Swag and Dank, that come together to form Swank; sick; dope; coolest shit ever

Dude, Danny is looking totally swanky today.

Keaton has so much swank, people are jealous.

Justin showed up at my birthday, and the whole room stopped and looked at him because of his swankness.

by Th3H1tman June 23, 2011

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

swank

Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the lubrication of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A downward spiral of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and schizophrenia.

Dan-''I'm worried about Stuart, he's been swanking a lot lately'

Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''

by Spennny September 2, 2013