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Susan

The stereotypical name for a middle-aged white woman, who uses her white privilege for good. A “Susan” is the version of a good Karen.
Susan wears a mask that says #BlackLivesMatter. You can find Susan using her privilege for good at the next Black Lives Matter March.
by Wrenwrenlovescali July 22, 2020
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A well kept up female's vagina.
I banged this chick last night and her susan was amazing!
by Swamp snooch July 6, 2016
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A term started by @kimchiwhore on IG, a Susan is a term for any dumb cunt that ruins things in your life.
Don't be such a Susan.
(Unwanted guests arrive) : bunch of fucking Susan's
by @kimchiwhore April 23, 2018
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A skanky girl that sleeps with unavailable men.

Susan is a bad friend and unmoral .

Susan has meat curtain lips and her face looks like it was hit by a car.
Susan has stink p*ssy and breath .

Susan is uneducated and a drama llama.

Susan is a mental case who should be medicated.

Susan uses her ppl for their money
Omg that chick is such a Susan she just slept with ever married guy on the block.
by That B*tch u know January 7, 2022
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A fat overgrown hairy woman. when you need her she will not be there, she will be smoking or drinking coffee. Susan has a lack of sexual entertainment and activity. The point is that she is not the best person for in the bedroom.
"Oh look at that Susan"
"Oh it's Susan run"!
by Trumpster69 October 4, 2017
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"Dude, did Susan talk to you today?"
"Dude, yes."
"My ears are bleeding"
by BigDickRick2 May 2, 2010
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An extremely religious Karen, that is also in fact a Trump Supporter. They can be extremely homophobic, transphobic, and racist, and claims she does everything by what the Bible says.
1. Susan: "Carly! Did you just kiss a girl?"

Carly: "Yes Susan, she is my girlfriend. I am a lesbian."
Susan: "You're going to go to Hell for that! The Bible says so! I will be praying the gayness away for you, in Sunday service at Church this weekend."
2. Susan: "Gay people? Yuck! They're devil worshippers! According to the Bible, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall purely be put to death; their blood is upon them" Chapter 20 verse 13."
3. *Susan sees Trudy, who is a MTF*

Susan: "Hi Jack! Why are you dressed up like a woman?"
Trudy: "Susan, my name is not Jack. My name is Trudy, and I am a girl."
Susan: "What a silly game! You were born a man, therefore you are one. Now get out of your dress up clothes, and hurry up! We're going to your Aunt Ann's, not trick-or-treating!"
4: Alex: "I am non-binary, which means that I do not go by any gender. My pronouns are they/them."
Ray: "And I am genderfluid, which means that I do not have a fixed gender, therefore I am both a man and a woman. My pronouns are he/she/they."
Susan: "There is no such thing! There are only 2 genders, a boy and a girl, and your gender is based on what's in your pants. So Alex, you were born a boy, therefore you are a boy. And Ray, you were born a girl, therefore you are a girl. There's nothing to be confused about, unless you all are playing a little silly game!"
by explodedelmo January 26, 2021
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