Achievement scrub

A guy who uses his xbox achievements to pick up the ladies

Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?

Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff

Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?

Girl 2: What the hell is that?

Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.

Girls: laugh and walk away

Humberto: Slowly dies inside

Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.

by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010

Lip Scrubber

When a girl or guy uses a mans penis to scrub her lips because she is crazy hygienic

She’s a kind of kinky man, she pulled the lip scrubber before she blew me last night

by Lipscrubber69 June 24, 2021

scrub and tug

Term for the service one would receive at an Asian massage parlor. Typical service would be first to have the girl give you a "shower" while your naked and laying on a table. Next you receive a nice full body massage, then she turns you over and gives you a hand job (often referred to as a "happy ending").

I was in the city last weekend and got a nice scrub and tug to relax after a hectic week.

by phess001 October 23, 2006

scrubbed out

to dress in sweat pants, hooded sweatshirt, mismatched clothing, pajamas, anything comfy

I went to school scrubbed out today. I didn't care what I looked like.

by Jack Bro February 21, 2008

scrubstache

A thin, dark, unshaven moustache which occurs on certain males as they undergo puberty. Can be used as a defining human charictaristic

A: You remember Jerry?

B: Yeah bro, mad scrubstache.

by Stewart Bird November 21, 2007

scrub stock

Someone who is second rate and unimportant. Similar meaning to the phrase Ham & Egger. It was originally used to describe inferior farm animals. It's often used to describe second string or lower players on a sports team. It's also used to describe employees who are not valuable. More recently, in its short form, scrub, it's used by African-American women to refer to African-American males who are unemployed, without a car and/or without any money, but who still delude themselves into thinking that they are worthy of attention from attractive women.

Yo, son, does Mike have any game? No, man, he's scrub stock.

Tom is the 12th man on the deal team--he's pure scrub stock.

Girl, I know that broke-ass nigga doesn't think he's gonna hit it. He's a scrub.

by Superior2U April 25, 2009

Scrub Sub

A substitute teacher who is gullible and half the time has no idea of what is going on around him/her.

--A class come into room and realizes they have a substitute teacher--

(Scrub Sub) "Do you have assigned seats?"
(Class) "No"
(That one annoying nerd that's always there) "Yes we do!"
(Scrub Sub) "I ain't no scrub sub!"

by -Scorpio- January 16, 2010