supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

Superduck

Not just a duck, but a Superduck. Known to woe women with a wink.

Wow, Superduck sure is sexy.

by Mabus January 18, 2003

supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005

Mars Supermarket

A jail-like slave factory that sells food and is covered in cockroaches.

That sucks...you work at Mars Supermarket?

by Melanie July 5, 2003

Supermarket Pub

The act of consuming alcohol, usually bought from a supermarket for maximum money-saving, at someone's house prior to an evening out.

I'm guessing Tara will wanna go to the supermarket pub before Q to save a bit of moolah.

by Martram August 3, 2006

Supermarket Boy

A term used in the Middle East to describe a young man who fancies girls who are way out of his league. There are many obstacles the young man might face in order to confess his love, and it's usually his lack of confidence.

Sino: You should tell her how you feel man Supermarket Boy: nah Sino: Why not she broke up with that other dude Supermarket Boy: No I'm too scared

by Latifah June 10, 2017

Supermarket sex

When you use food items, specifically produce, during sex.

Oh, don't eat that cucumber. I used it in Mike's ass last night because he wanted to try supermarket sex.

by DJ Bex May 16, 2018