stundee

A word mostly used by South African artists meaning cool, appealing, looking good or to describe something great

Lil Wayne : Yo' Drake nikka, whaddup?
Drake : Ayt I'm stundee dawg, u feel me?
Lil Wayne : Ayt playa I feel you

by TonicSA January 11, 2013

Poop Standoff

When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.

"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."

by kevinisrad December 17, 2013

texas standoff

Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.

Last week I was in the locker room and saw a pair of ballsacks in a Texas standoff.

by RODman September 13, 2013

Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

by Light Joker October 11, 2006

Sesame Standoff

Whenever someone eats any kind of sandwhich of burger on a sesame seed bun, and once finished proceeds to pick and eat the leftover sesame seeds off the plate or wrapper.

Dawn: Okay... are you done with you're roast beef sandwhiches? Let's go.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

Mexican Standoff

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation

Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.

by Capt. Crapper November 28, 2009