stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

stubby thick

when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end

“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”

by stubbthicc April 22, 2018

Stubby

The sexual act of shoving your toe into someone's butt

I gave her such a stubby last night

by crisp packet October 26, 2017

Stubby

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."

by safflol2 August 6, 2024

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025

stubby man

a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.

Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink.
Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!

by carl from school October 7, 2021

Stubbie

A cigarette butt that's still got some of the white bit on it.
usually less than an inch left.

commonly smoked by teenagers who aren't ballsy enough to steal a whole smoke.
but it's good though, good enough nicotine since they're usually smaller.

Person A: "Hey bro check out this Stubbie I got."
Person B: "That's at most 2 puffs you knob."

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. February 26, 2020