the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

stomping cottons

When a heroin addict is sick and can't get any more dope, the last thing they do is stomp out their old cottons to try and get some heroin residue to get the sick off.

I am fucking dope sick as hell, I was stomping cottons and it didn't help.

by K-Mace January 12, 2008

stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.

Hey, I'm stroking my balls.

by Mirosui August 26, 2005

Strobing

When two guys wearing only socks, build up static electricity and they share an electric bolt between their penis tips prior to touching. Pro tip: dark rooms prove visible electric transfer.

Wool socks and the dry winter air sets the perfect ambiance for strobing.

by Philhole November 2, 2019

hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.

"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."

by GatorGirl22 March 30, 2009

Strimming

Trimming anal hair so thick that a strimmer has to be used, instead of conventional means

Michael: 'What did you get up to last night Steve W?'
Steve W: 'I strimmed this bird, initially we tried anal with copious lube, but even that couldn't circumnavigate the anal forest. Tried to force my cock in but couldn't see my wood for the anal forest, so had to do some Strimming instead'

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

Streaming Aids

When you're streaming something on the internet and it's only a short length but it stops about 20 seconds in and starts buffering again. Usually in the form of an important and amazing song on youtube, thus ruining it. Even though you have broadband.

Gah! streaming aids.

by stayinwonderland June 1, 2009