Skip to main content

Char-Broiled Sprinkles

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.
Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
mugGet the Char-Broiled Sprinkles mug.

Skankles

Opposite of Cankles, the ankles do exist they are just to skinny to be considered real ankles and hence are referred to as skankles (=skinny ankles)
hey there pins, nice skankles you look like a chicken
by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007
mugGet the Skankles mug.

Titty sprinkles

A term used by ravers when referring to a girls tits being used as a surface for powdered, recreational drug use.
Word around burning man is that Rosario Dawson has some epic tatas for titty sprinkles
by Funkahontas November 27, 2014
mugGet the Titty sprinkles mug.

Strangle & Dangle

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.
by BaffleActs June 23, 2009
mugGet the Strangle & Dangle mug.

Strangle A Mars Bar

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011
mugGet the Strangle A Mars Bar mug.

skrankle

Extreme Ebonics meaning (verb) "to sprinkle" or (noun) "sprinkle"
"Mm-mm, you need to skrankle some salt up in there!"
"You bess hope some fairy dust will skrankle down on you and speed yo ass up!"
"Get me a vanilla ice cream cone with some of them rainbow skrankles!"
by GrumpyFox June 7, 2016
mugGet the skrankle mug.

tittie sprinkles

tits boobs hooters boobies melons titties sweater meatjugstittie sprinkles
by sulfurboy February 21, 2009
mugGet the tittie sprinkles mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email