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Pork Steer

The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.

This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.
Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer
by Automotive Insanity January 10, 2009
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steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass
they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders
by mike01trkr February 22, 2012
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Dick Stever

The Act of pooping on someones peep while neefing the jabroni.
Tess enjoys a good Dick Stever sometimes after a hard days work.
by - Anonymous February 8, 2009
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steerdogger

wow that girl is a steerdogger
by clancy benton May 5, 2005
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Stayer

Nick Jonas wrote a song called Stay. Now, all the Nick Jonas fans are stayers.
OMG! I love Nick Jonas, I'm a stayer!!
by Nick Jay fan January 12, 2011
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cleveland stever

Releasing a large amount of fecal matter on the floor of a shower, then leaving it for someone else to discover.
"Dammit Steve, even though you turned the shower on and left it running all night, there was still crap all over the shower from last night's cleveland stever!"
by D-Smoov February 24, 2007
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Smeyerpire

The type of vampire found in Stephenie Meyer's popular book series, Twilight. These vampires glitter in sunlight, are vegetarians and own a lot of expense automobiles. Some of them even interact peacefully with humans. They are ice cold. They are, somehow, able to procreate.
Cullen, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Smeyerpire
by WickedLovelyRobotLove April 3, 2009
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