Starwhore

A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves

Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

Scarehoe

A guy who scares away women by his character or just by his aura

This dude is a scarehoe, no girl wants to be around him

by Dr. Vegeta April 17, 2024

SmartHole

When a person is being a smart ass but also an asshole at the same time. Can be sarcastic, borderline rude.

That guy at the bar was being a smarthole with the ladies.

by Yanchai June 20, 2025

sharehodler

A neologism blending shareholder and HODL (crypto slang for “hold”), used satirically to describe an extractive investor or corporate executive who:

- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.

- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.

- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.

“The boardroom was packed with sharehodlers demanding another stock buyback while the company’s workers hadn’t seen a raise in years.”

by StressedDesserts August 27, 2025

dollar-shareholder

A shareholder in the American economy, representing ownership of a share. Entitling the holder to a portion of the government's assets and profits, as well as voting rights in government decisions. The economic value is $1 per share.

As a dollar-shareholder in the American economy, each citizen holds a vote through their dollar bills.

by my_penis May 25, 2024