Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!
DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!
DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 28, 2008

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.
People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.
by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.
The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

When you go to a sports stadium and order: a plastic cup filled up way to high with bad beer, a bag of unsalted peanuts and a hotdog with a way to short bun.
Afterwards you’ll have diarhea in a stall with no door while 20 guys wait for you to finish.
Afterwards you’ll have diarhea in a stall with no door while 20 guys wait for you to finish.
by That manly man June 2, 2018
