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The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

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Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 28, 2008
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Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.
I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.
by Amberleighta September 1, 2016
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Spring Stadium

A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.
Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall
by Legalize Spring Stadium August 26, 2020
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New stadium

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.
The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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STADIUM

A code word for a butt or booty or STADIUM
That’s a nice STADIUM

Big STADIUM to the left
by currystopitbwbwbwbwb May 15, 2020
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