shit stabber

sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish

being a fuckin shit stabbing batty boy

by feltcher boy September 9, 2003

Light Saber

A Jedi Knights weapon of choice the Light Saber is less clumbsy than a blaster, and is more of a symbol of honor, and wisdom than a weapon. A Light Saber\'s color depends upon the type of crystal put into the hilt during its building, and the crystal really depends on the Jedi\'s personality, and their particular alliance. Jedi\'s (the good guys) usually have stoic colors or softer colors which give off a prescence of being good such as blue, green, yellow, purple, etc. The Sith (the bad guys) more or less stick with one dominant color that gives off a presence of evil, red, dark red, crimson, take your pick. In closing Light Sabers kick ass, and I wish the government would go public with their mass production of the powerful sabers....Oh come on, we all know that its true...

When Light Sabers are finally made in real life we will Ironically downgrade our fighting style to sword fighting while our weapons greatly upgrade technilogically....I hope.

by Blake Donahue April 26, 2005

Light Saber

A lightsaber is an amazing and versatile eweapon that is used by a Jedi.In comparison to these, blasters are pathetic.To carry a lightsaber is an example of incredible skill. The blade of a lightsabre can cut through almost anything, except the blade of another one.
They are the best weapons in the universe basically.

Anakin:When I got there we went into aggresive negotiations..

Padme: Aggresive negotiations? What's that?

Anakin: Well, negotiations, with a light saber.

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

Saber Tooth

A cougar(hot old woman) that's even older. A saber tooth is the older version of a cougar. Usually a cougar ranges from 30-50. A saber tooth is 50 +.

"Dude your mom is a cougar, but your grandma is a a Saber Tooth!"

by MarcusC54 December 8, 2009

saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

by Derrick April 12, 2005

cale staver

a yetti that eats mens dick. a man beast outside but a but buttpirate inside.

hey thats cale staver hes a dick eating butt pirate.

by 455465465 March 30, 2009

stablered

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.

"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"

by matotes November 6, 2009