the squid

A shorthand trader reference to "Vampire squid", most commonly used by traders when referring to American investment bank Goldman Sachs.

The squid really fucked us on that last CDO deal!

by econtutor October 17, 2011

squid

slang for pound(UK currency)

comes from the slang quid

jimmy (during a mugging):gimme fifty squids

by Bodgey May 25, 2006

squid

a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.

CJ is a squid and a half

by guidooooooo January 17, 2010

squid

A person in the navy; usually used in a derogitory manner. (But seriously people...since when has serving your country become a bad thing?)

He's a fucking squid!

by lealea November 8, 2003

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008

squid

a easy girl who travels in packs with other easy girls and is always wet*(like a squid*). the could also be a derogatory term that refers to a girl that gives good blow jobs and *hand jobs*(almost is if she had 8* arms)

*arrives at random party with bros*
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)

*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)

*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)

*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)

by robert LEE johnson August 17, 2012

Squid

The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.

Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.

by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010