A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018
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by Moistrollingpin February 21, 2019
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You've got to be SQUIDDING me!
by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019
Get the Squidding mug.A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.
"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"
by CFudSensations November 2, 2020
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How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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by joy emoji July 29, 2017
Get the the squiddle effect mug.Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.
A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!
J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most
R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most
R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
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