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Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s
‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress
by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018
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Squiddick

When your dick is weirdly shaped a probably moist
He's cute but he has a squiddick
by Moistrollingpin February 21, 2019
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Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking
You've got to be SQUIDDING me!
by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019
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Squiddium

A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.
"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"
by CFudSensations November 2, 2020
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Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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the squiddle effect

when you buy something of great value only for it to become piss cheap
I bought a twisted bow the other day, thank god for the squiddle effect otherwise I would have had to pay 1088m instead of the 35gp I got it for today
by joy emoji July 29, 2017
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Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.
A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
by Altoids tin February 11, 2024
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