red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

Squashy

A nice, fat bottomed girl, one with a sweet behind.

'She's a squashy like Marilyn, I'd tap that'

by Fillio August 9, 2009

Squap

1. The generic term for all things. Can be used as a noun, verb, ajdective, ect.

2. A great game involving Squapping.

Oh hey man, yesterday I squapped a squap with a squapper, while squapping the squappitty squap squap. Squap.

by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

Squash blossom

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

squash

To know absolutely nothing.

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!

by green923jade October 17, 2017

squashment

to do away with or put an end to.

Rubicon_Cube: "My friend, in the struggle for revolution and the squashment of racism, there will not be..."

Jaxmeov: "'Squashment?' Is that even a word?!? And to think I almost missed that one today! Don't be surprised to see this one featured on urbandictionary.com really soon. No worries though, Cuber, I will try to give you the proper credit...I may be a lot of things, but a plagiarist is not one of them."

by Jaxmeov September 19, 2009

squash hobbler

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011