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Squag

A very old wrinkly person.
The kind that have tennis balls on the bottom of their walkers, and shake their fists at people when they are angry.
They are generally angry people.
Look at those squagily squags over there playing checkers, they keeping squagging about those youngins.
by Sheldon101202 December 19, 2008
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squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.
"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."
by eebe skylark August 8, 2012
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hot squash

After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!
by homusbizzles December 10, 2010
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squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.
henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.
by henery777 June 10, 2009
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Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.
Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011
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Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.
"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"
by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015
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Squashed Nigga

A song written by S.mouse! (Chris Lilly)in the ABC tv show, 'Angry Boys'.
Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga
by W.Kert! August 1, 2011
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