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spank'd

of being beat, tired, hungover, rather ripped, or just generally out of it following a troublesome series of events; also describing the state of affairs
Ma, my whole place burned down, my apartment burned down. It was faulty wiring... it is just... spank'd.
by speaks4treez September 10, 2010
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Spankadex

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex
by Beerbomber January 10, 2009
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lens spanker

A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*

(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009
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cheeky spank

An unexpected or inapropriate slap on the ass given to your friend or partner in order to flirt/annoy/punish/show affection.
hey babe.
hey *spank*
WOAH CHEEKY SPANK
by cheeeeky123 April 19, 2010
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emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
by Miyhgt November 17, 2018
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Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018
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Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
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