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frap spackle

frap spackle is the resulting mess when a bowel movement contains solids with a consistency like spackle, propelled by large amounts of gas (that would be the "FRAP!" sound)- effectively coating the toilet bowl in a uniform layer of semi-solid poop.

invariably occurs when the toilet refuses to flush, or there is no toilet brush anywhere to be found. Think of the toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'.

and this has only ever happened to me at my date's place, just before we were about to become romantic.

closely related to the dreaded diarrhea shart, where the underwear/wall/unfortunate person/or whatever is behind your behind gets hit by several gallons of high velocity liquid poop.

enjoy your lunch.
frap spackles occur within several hours of eating
- taco bell
- raunchy ronnie's rectum rockets (oh wait, that'd be a Mcpoop with extra sauce, wouldn't it?)
- too many buffalo wings and beer

looks remarkably like someone spackled the toilet bowl with refried beans
by roadkill pizza June 22, 2009
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Oratory Spackle

ME.
someone who fills conversation or quiet pauses until someone more interesting arrives.
Oratory Spackle

Sue: How are you, you don't look so good. How have you been feeling?

Me: Well, actually I have kind of a bad headache this morning and I have been feeling kinda.....

(someone more interesting walks in the room)

Sue: HEY GIRL, GOOD MORNING!!! HOW YOU BEEN?!

.. then i leave the room.

Also, can be useful at parties. I arrive early and stand around talking about movies or reality tv, until more important guests arrive.
by Kerilotion November 24, 2009
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shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle
"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"
by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017
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Smackledorf

Used as a noun, verb, pro-noun,adj. anything really.
Used in replacement of words when you cant think of the correct word or wish to keep the object un-named.
What the smackledorf?
Suck my smackledorf.
What a smackledorfing idiot.
The smackledorfing smackledorf, fucking smackledorfed all over her smackledorfs. ...Damn.
by SnortyG November 4, 2009
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spackle

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.
After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.
by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005
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sprankled

The very moment when your feet, or more common, your ankle hurts so bad that you feel as if having someone gnawing it off would somehow make you feel better.
I've been standing all day, and now my feet feel like they've been sprankled.
by kouga May 3, 2006
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Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
by Blind Clown August 13, 2010
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