An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!
Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
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Get the Log Splitter mug.A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.
by bill November 26, 2004
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When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.
Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter
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