Spencer Reid

hottest man alive

I want spencer Reid to rail me

by Alexandra Reid January 12, 2022

Spencer :)

Hmm, there's so much to say about Spencer. First off, he's a cutie. He's tall with a beautiful smile :). And then, Spencer is nice, if you're on his good side. If you're on his good side; he'll treat you like a true homie, help you with your problems, and keep your secrets. If not; you're probably going to get bitched out 98 percent of the time. But, being on Spencer's good side is so worth all the amazing things he does. Spencer loves to party and be around his friends, and they love to be around him, too. Everyone loves to be around Spencer; he knows how to make everyone laugh and his smile will have you awe-struck. He's good at everything he does; sports, girls/relationships, keepin' up with the good looks, and friends. It's easy to trust him & he'll keep your secrets. Spencer is an all around great guy, and great person. Get to know him:).

Everyone that knows a Spencer:"Spencer :) is amazing."

by hisbestfriendd:) July 11, 2010

Speder

A racist ass flamer, who decides to all of a sudden have morals when someone else makes a joke. Relies on being as offensive as possible to be funny. Is a ginger.

"Have you seen that guy making all the holocaust jokes, then telling everyone that they can fuck off?"

"Yeah that guy is being a total Speder."

by Xubius1 May 9, 2014

Spencer Geller

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.

Everyone loves Spencer Geller

by Anoldbanana May 30, 2017

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

the spencer

When a girl wants to fuck but you just makeout with her for 3 hours instead.

I did The Spencer again last night dude....

by hoetoe June 25, 2018

Kyle Spencer

A Frankenstein-Frat Brother portrayed by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story in the third season, Coven. Kyle Spencer is a frat boy apart of the fraternity known as Kappa Lambda Gamma and lives with his mother in New Orleans. He one night goes to a college party where he meets the character Zoe Benson, played by Taissa Farmiga and instantly takes a liking to her. Sadly, due to her having the powers of a "black widow," she has to decline any sort of relationship with the boy, not wanting to hurt him. Later that night, unfortunate events take place and Kyle ends up dying when Emma Robert's character, Madison Montgomery, ends up flipping a bus which he happened to be on. His body parts were taken to the morgue where both Madison and Zoe tried their best to put him back together and bring him back to life for a second chance. It doesn't work out perfectly and Kyle ends with the body of a 20-year-old and the mind of a 3-year-old. Zoe takes him back to civilization where she tries to teach him how to be human once again and their love for one another blossoms from there. Even if Kyle is a ticking time-bomb in a way, he still is a precious little teddy bear who would love some cuddles all the time and is definitely one of my favorite Evan Peters' characters for that reason alone.

Me: "Kyle Spencer is a deadly, little teddy bear and, honestly, I'm okay with it."

by mysweetgirl2 September 17, 2018