Sparkling Taco

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.

My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.

by PB & J. April 24, 2008

sparklefly

The coolest of the cool. The hippest of the hip. Only the 'in' girls can be called a sparklefly.

Man, that chick is a true sparklefly.

by Ms. Sybermom Sparklefly January 26, 2005

Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.

The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.

by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

Sparklefaggot

An artist who uses far too many vibrant colours in their work, making it difficult to look at. Sparklefaggots have large collections of Crayola products and although they may be very old, the artwork they produce looks like that of a five year-old.

Ke$ha's makeup has so many colours...she's a real sparklefaggot.

That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.

by mcgibbs November 30, 2010

Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010

Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole

When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.

by The Final Truth March 30, 2010