The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009

ankel spanker

the cock,penis,one eyed willie

put your ankel spanker away

by getch1er March 30, 2007

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.

person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.

Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.

by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 15, 2005

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011