Skip to main content

Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book holds up a Transformers comic book, Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition
by vyquad July 23, 2021
mugGet the Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition mug.

Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.
Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.
by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013
mugGet the Spaceboots mug.

spacebarring

When you're playing Worms World Party and somebody presses the spacebar during your turn and makes you fuck up and hurt yourself.
Ahh! Quit spacebarring me!
by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005
mugGet the spacebarring mug.

Stalebait

A sexual partner well past their prime. The polar opposite of Jailbait.
I'm not going down to the Wellie Park, it's full of stalebait
by theshane September 22, 2007
mugGet the Stalebait mug.

spaceburn

To plug in an offensive or immoral status on someone MySpace page in order to teach them to log off of a public computer.
Aj Gil: I love boys. All boys. All over my face
or
T Top: I wish he would just lock me in a room and ass rape me till I can't cry anymore

Aj Gil: forget that last post guys, I was spaceburned
by phell December 1, 2009
mugGet the spaceburn mug.

Spacebook

What old people call Facebook or MySpace after a younger, more modern person helps them set up an account on one or both of them.
Bob: You should have a lot of fun on these social networking sites, Grandma! They're called Myspace and Facebook!

one day later...

Grandma: This is as stupid as hell! I don't even know how to log on to Spacebook!!!

Bob: rofl!!!1!!!11 Spacebook? It's either Facebook or Myspace, Grandma. And I showed you everything yesterday, I even wrote it down!

Grandma: to hell with modern-day grandson's! and technology~!
by lilitalian32 July 7, 2009
mugGet the Spacebook mug.

spacebaby

v. to smoke an inordinate amount of bud of the variety found on cannabis plants, then drink half a bottle of port in direct sunlight, then end up with sun poisoning, vomiting all night.
wow, is she okay? she looks like a lobster. she must have spacebabied earlier today.
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
mugGet the spacebaby mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email