solomon islands

a group of islands in the pacific that are a battered nation. surprisingly, the world's colonizing powers left them alone until about 110 years ago, when the british took over. the nation is significant, though forgotten, as being the home of guadalcanal and other brutal wwii battles. since independence, the nation has been involved in periodic civil wars. as a result, the militaries of austrialia and new zealand are the only thing keeping this country afloat right now.

the solomon islands are in the pacific.

by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

solomon michelo

Someone that takes it too far.

Conor - ''ya dancer man..you know that young boy? well he's just bought the big motor off me. Sweeeet sweeet sale!
Andrew - Sugaryyy sweetnesss!
Matthew - sugarry with gooodness!
Solomon Michelo - YUMMY YUMMY PIESS! YUMMY YUMMY PIIESSS!
Conor - ''too far''

by ConzoAndyMatt December 7, 2011

solomon dass

amazing, sexy, cool

(cool person)" you are so solomon dass"

by urban dictionary 12345678910 August 14, 2012

solomon shuffle

visiting all of your teachers on the tuesday before grading closes to turn in every assignment that was due that quarter.

He's doing the Solomon Shuffle, he still has to visit Lowry to turn in 3 labs and Ms. Lutz to turn in 2 essays before 3:29

by frank mcsmucker December 3, 2021

Solomon Williams

The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.

Damn that Solomon Williams understands proper grammar.

Yes I do.

by Pete9870987 October 18, 2013

Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.

Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..

by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009

solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019