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soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading
when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags
soggy saddlebags by The Bard January 3, 2007

soggy style 

When you shove your testicles in a girls wet dripping pussy for 30 minutes.
I cant wait to soggy style this chick tonight.
soggy style by winstoneven June 4, 2017

Soggy Speed Bag 

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.
Soggy Speed Bag by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

Soggy sacks get the stacks

When you’re a hard working man and you’re exhausted yet it’s paying the bills.
“Soggy sacks get the stacks, I can’t come party tonight bro.”

Soggy Santa Hat 

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Soggy Santa Hat by Hey Jack December 12, 2014

Soggy Sayo

A savoury biscuit of which 6 iranians race to edjaculate onto and the one who cums last has to eat it.
Shayan Hasani: Mmmm I love playing soggy sayo cos I get to eat other guys cum Vinny Cronin: You disgust me you fat cunt