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Snootch Weiner

When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".
Oh my God, did you see her snootch weiner?
by Butthole Donuts January 16, 2008
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snouch

A snouch is a contraction of "snatch pouch", and is the space between the pussy and the underwear surrounding it, which can be used for storage of small items.

Storage of larger items can be consigned, as usual, to the cleavage.
The stripper had a clump of dollar bills jammed in her snouch.
by spongbo April 14, 2010
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Snooching

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.
Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.
by Bob Notch November 12, 2015
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Snouche

A snouche is a sneaky douche. He is a man-child that pretends he's a nice guy but really is a sneaky douchebag.
That dude bought me flowers, spent the whole weekend, and texted me nonstop while he met two other girls. Stupid Snouche!
by Hnybdgrsteph June 19, 2014
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Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.
When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.
by pachuco553 July 27, 2018
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K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.
"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching
by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021
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Snoochie Poochie

slang for majiuana used by many pot heads
from thge mall rats after jay and silent bob knock out the mall security he grabs the marjuana and says "Snoochie Poochies"
by Handballpwns April 27, 2006
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