The act of saying something, usually offensive or cruel, to a person under the false pretense of sneezing, making a fake sneezing motion and sound to disguise what you are actually saying to them, but in an obvious fashion. An extreme version is to actually say the words "I done sneeze" before actually faking a sneeze and speaking the truth, thus putting the fact that you are doing this directly in their face. This is the more dangerous version of this act, as even complete idiots will know what you are doing.
by BIG TMU MC August 2, 2008
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Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.
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Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.
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"How did it go with Stacey last night??"
"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"
"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"
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The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009
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After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
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Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day
Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty
Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty
by MickChe April 7, 2011
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Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze
Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze
Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
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