Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004

snarf

To steal something, take something that doesn't belong to you, probably in a wholesale/ongoing and devious manner. Visualize a rat crossed with a vacuum cleaner.

The intention is to prevent the addresses from being snarfed up by automated web scanners for use by spammers. (GNU Mailman 2.1.8a mailing list software)

by Clytie March 11, 2006

snarf

Whilst sitting in a hot tub, the act of eating the bubbles produced by one's own, or someone else's fart as they reach the surface.

"I lit a huge bumble rumbler in the hot tub last night but Zean totally snarfed me before i could see what it smelled like"

by Bojiggle August 04, 2006

snarfing

insertion of the nose into a cat's butt repeatedly until satisfaction has been achieved.

yo wanna snarf after school" or "yo i'll snarf you up, bro" or "yo where the snarfing at?

by Mr. Bastianpants November 11, 2010

Snarf

The act of sneezing so hard that you fart with great pain.

That pepper made me snarf so hard, i thought my colon was going to fall out.

by Jack Bequick November 10, 2009

snarf

to smell a particularly stanky fart.

Hey Jill snarf this.
Get a snarf of that.

by kyle pet. August 20, 2007

Snarf

To Snarf some one:
To step into a random or non random persons face and while doing this you shout the word,"snarf!"
If the individual jumps or is frightened by your "snarf" you have accomplished.
or it can be used as a replacement word.

" Hey, guys lets go snarf this little clown."
"oh yeah, man do it. it'll be funny"
"snarf!"
"hahahahaha, what a girl you snarfed him so bad"

or

"What the snarf!?"
"maaan i snarfed your mom last night, i was dissapointed."

by Mathew Rose January 25, 2008