selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010

Selfish

lacking consideration for others , Usually wants his cake and eat it too!!

Shamrock walks around this world like his shit don't stink. He's selfish and is never mindful of others people feelings.

by Juno Fierce March 12, 2019

smellyshirley

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by scarlettsmw June 9, 2021

Smellfie

To discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.

Hey man you ready to go?

Yea but first, let me take a smellfie. *sniff*

Yea we good, let's dip!

by DrTeabagPHD July 2, 2014

selfishness

Selfishness, or the concern with one's own interests, is a virtue.

The Virtue of Selfishness by Ayn Rand.

by ASL? February 17, 2006

Selfishlessly

To do something without selfishness.

He selfishlessly gave up the last beer.

by Paganmouse July 20, 2009

Smellfie

Pictures taken of oneself while pooping, or peeing (girl), usually showing only the legs with pants down or face with just upper body . Often uploaded to social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and/or sent to friends via Whatsapp, Snapchat, iMessage, Wechat, BBM, etc.

Girl: "Here let me send you some pictures."

Boy: "Omg did you just send me a bunch of smellfies?"

Girl: "Ugh how did you know I'm pooping..."

Boy: "Cause I see the toilet you dumb kunt."

by Bking604 August 9, 2015