sloppy joe

When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"

by rat handler November 2, 2020

sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.

EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!

by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008

Sloppy-joe

A fucking ugly dick.

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.

by Twitch1 January 21, 2012

Sloppy Joes

Saggy, Fat boobs that go all over the place.

Xavier: Wow Kelly is so hot!
Bob: Are you fucking joking me? Look at her sloppy joes!!

by DooDooMan November 6, 2007

The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

by BombDroppin April 3, 2009

Sloppy joe

Slang for a sloppy blowie

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.

by JHLmao September 20, 2016

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 6, 2017