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Concealed slingshot

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.
Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
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bloody slingshot

When your on the rag but in the mood and you snatch the tampon out and don't care where it ends up!
I needed to get in there so I pulled the bloody slingshot!
by Rijay August 10, 2017
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Oklahoma Slingshot

A sexual position, practised in western parts of Tasmania, which involves medium-sized rubber bands and forked boughs. It is, however, illegal in East Tasmania.
She invited me to a diner, but she ended up showing me the Oklahoma slingshot. I couldn't sneeze for a week.
by polishguru March 12, 2015
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texas slingshot

when you take the condom after fuckage, Then you flip the condom insideout(with cum showing) and then do the same you would with a regular slingshot but land the glob of cum on her face
hey i just bought my girlfriend the newest texas slingshot with the most power and cream it it...
by Nate newpower January 7, 2009
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african slingshot

The act of a nigger shitting into there hand like a monkey and jerking off with the shit right before they cum pulling there dick back and slinging into there there lovers mouth.
Donte made my night when he African slingshotted me from across the room.
by Black girl momba February 25, 2014
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yogurt slingshot

by Feathertofly December 15, 2014
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youngstown slingshot

When a girl grabs your nuts from behind, pulls them up over your ass. When she lets go, they sling around and slap you in the chesticles
Man, that bitch gave Ken a Youngstown slingshot and he hasn’t walked the same ever since!
by The fun bunch February 9, 2018
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