The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

Bob Sledding

The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.

If you'd like to titty fuck her, but her boobs are too small, try Bob Sledding.

by wtfdeejay October 18, 2011

Slender man's brother

The man that stands in the background of a porno and does not participate in the sex.

Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."

by mogwai666 December 27, 2011

bobalido sled

when a man is having sex from behind on top of a stairway then grabs the woman's arms and rides her down the stairs

i gave the teacher a bobalido sled so we could have a sub for the rest of the year

by extreme dan July 5, 2006

love sled

A highly unattractive girl or boy who has questionable featues usually used for lovin it strong. Sometimes requires a bag over the head.Can be human or inflatable.See Nuggen Belly

Man Ralph is lovin' it strong with that love sled.Is that a girl or a guy?

by Ram Rod April 13, 2007

Pendulum-Sledgehammer

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.

Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.

by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014

poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.

Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.

by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021