Sleepy Henry

The act of receiving a handjob from your homies while you’re sleeping.
Yo I think Matt gave me a Sleepy Henry last night.

You guys aren’t down for a sleepy Henry though.

Wish my homies would give me a Sleepy Henry tonight :/
by Magnus Yeeter May 24, 2019
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sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
by Sleepyqueefin1 March 18, 2016
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sleepy winkers

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.
Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.
by tittitkitkit August 16, 2011
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Sleepy Boner

when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.

cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
by Mattman18 July 20, 2010
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sleepy pants

Another word for pajamas, but mostly used when referring to pajama bottoms. Sleepy pants are often worn to bed and for spending lazy days around the house.
I can't wait to get home from work and change into my sleepy pants.
by itskevin July 02, 2006
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Sleepy Joe

Look at your gas prices guys!
You voted for em!

He Divided the country, Lawlessness in the streets and even Left American Citizens Over in Afgan! And sadly MORE people have died under Bidens regime then Under Trumps Presidency.
jackass 1: Man! these gas prices are shit!
Actual Person: Well maybe you shouldn't have voted for sleepy joe you dumbass!
jackass 2: WOW You're so racist I can't believe you're raising your voice you White supremist piece of shit!
Actual Person: Okay Buddy...
by LoserVilletm December 18, 2021
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Sleepy Sailor

The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.
I was at the beach the other day and pulled a Sleepy Sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!
by Virgil September 01, 2004
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