thick skulled

A yard that doesn't understand anything that is said to him; nothing gets through his/ her skull

Faysal: You wanna do homework?
Stan: Sodium Hydrogen
Faysal: What? I don't get it.
Stan: As in NaH
Faysal: But those two can't be paired up
Stan: Holy shit you're so fucking thick skulled

by Nats123 April 30, 2016

Skull bongo

70's / 80's skateboarding term for whacking one's head on the pavement.

Davo did a skull bongo coming down the Pagoda.

by Slash5 July 10, 2010

Skull Globes

Eyes.

Xehuti rose up into the air. His new wings holding him high above the battlefield’s dead. Good men who were driven unto pastures so green but at what cost? The tears fell from his skull globes.

by Noa Lee March 17, 2021

skull cape

A reckneck hair style that is primarily found in the southern states, but not limited to. Generally worn by men, but not limited to. It is bald on top and "cape" in back ( or mullet ).

Cleovis has dad blame killer skull cape!

by Lil' Bit'r April 14, 2017

Skull Wings

Ears.

There was a distant cry and Mr Holt turned his head like a bat to hear everything thanks to the ergonomics of the cupped ear needed to enhance that sound. He then fell to his knees and praised evolution, god or whoever for the gift of his two skull wings.

by Noa Les February 14, 2021

skull sloth

A female who performs the art of fellatio too frequently. Basically, a girl who guzzles the cum like a champ.

Paris Hilton is a skull sloth...

by wonttell April 6, 2006

Crystal Skulled

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014