A scary black monster with red eyes and no arms. It can walk on dirt and sand. If you can see it it can see you
“The skög is scary”
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Get the skort mug.Literal translation: "man of the forest". A Norse outcast who has been banished from their community for various crimes. Not just pertaining to Viking era, can be used to describe anyone shunned from a community for any number of reasons. Usually run in groups of 2 or more.
Those skogarmaors bruh, they f*ck up and do somethin to piss everyone off over here, then the next thing u know BOOM! They're over there suckling at Trashpuss's tainted teat.. I guess they need to belong somewhere so badly that they'll literally take ANY group of garbage guys & gals.. even that flaming dumpster fire of a train wreck. Smdh..
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Get the Shorgi mug.A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.
When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.
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Get the Jersey Shorgy mug.A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.
"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."
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when you’ve been waiting for someone for too long just shout idag skogshallon
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when you’ve been waiting for someone for too long just shout idag skogshallon
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oh come on idag skogshallon
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