sammy skeezers

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.

Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.

by scott justice October 12, 2010

Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.

Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!

by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013

skeezer phishing

term used to describe an alternate to dating, by randomly selecting attractive persons from interactive websites such as facebook or myspace

I haven't met any hot chicks online lately, let's do some " skeezer phishing "

by AlphaEcho2526 March 17, 2009

Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".

Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."

by T.Bone April 16, 2007

skeez or skeezer

Bar Whore

i think you're the only guy here who hasnt pumped that skeez stef.yet hahaha

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004

purple skeezer

A bitch ass nigga (Angel Sales)
Someone who is always hustling for money

Sucks too for loose change on Tuesdays

Knicname is little foot

Angel Sales is a purple skeezer,he's with Noemi.

Do you know the purple skeezer? Who? Angel

by Bigsosoa06 July 10, 2018

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

by theHung September 11, 2005