Skaterfag

Often confused with the standard swagfag, a skaterfag is a swagfag that has evolved to make use of its apparel. It will generally keep its former traits, including douchebaggery and faggotry, but will brag about is skating skill. A skaterfag will generally be pretty damn bad at skating, but acts as if he's Tony Hawk. If an individual were to confront a skaterfag in his life, they should be eliminated with extreme prejudice as they are a threat to all normal people. Their weakness is an extremely stupid skating dare that will most likely get them killed.

Skaterfag: Yo I was just grinding some asphalt in my new super saggy jeans #asphaltyachtclub
Normal person: Pull your pants up you fag and learn to skate properly. You look like a jackass.

by ThatNormalDude October 12, 2013

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poser skater

According to many people, someone who skates just to be cool, or someone who says he can skate, but he really can't. These people are heavily bashed by the "real skaters" (their opposites). Quite frankly, as a skater, I just enjoy the sport for what it is. I don't see how a piece of wood with wheels underneath can destroy or boost someone's reputation; it's just an object! I think everyone has the right to skate (even those that some call posers) because we should all just have fun. I'm not supporting "fake skaters" or their motives, but I'm just defending the rule that we should just do it for fun and forget the other stuff. Hell, this "poser" subject has such a big impact in the skater community in general, some skaters just try too hard to be original. once again, we should all just enjoy it.

Hardcore skater dude: look at that dude. he just skates around to look cool! what a faggot!
Me: Alright, man. We're not in control of him. Let him do what makes him happy.
Hardcore skater dude: come on bro! look at him! look at the Nike 6.0s and kr3w shirt he's wearing! what a fucking poser skater!
Me: Whatever, man. Just leave this alone. Let's go skate. Forget about your thing with the posers man. Just skate!

by oldschoolskaterfan1 June 4, 2009

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figure skater

Ok I need to clarify thigs a bit, the picture above is not called a chinese spiral, it's called a catch-foot, or beilman spiral. And there is no such thing as a "quint axel", the hardest jump in figure skating is the quad axel, never landed in competition, but it is still possible. And I heard all of you talking about how difficult and dangerous figure skating is, but you failed to mention the grace and beauty of the sport.

"Here it comes, the triple lutz, this one's big,..., wow! She landed that so beautifly and gracefully, that take-off was absolutely esquisette, and her height was amazing. She just proved herself to the judges as a TRUE figure skater"

by bootylishous November 12, 2006

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speed skater

sum of the coolest people on the planet
assoicated with one of the most hard core sports of there speed skating

daaanm that girl must be speed skater

by skaterfurlife January 7, 2007

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Skater

fun loving people who love what they do, just like anyone else that enjoys playing football, smoking, playing musical instruments. most skaters don't pass on judgements on people that are different. exept for townies (see definition on this website) sk8er haters) they started it.

townie: oi skater boy, give me ya money or i'll nok u out boi.
SK8er: fuck off.

by tom whiteman September 8, 2003

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