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Simon

He loves butts!!!!!
Simon ur such a idiot
by Ugly kojon November 30, 2017
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Simon

Simon is a real fuckboy
Woah that simon will fuck with a lot of girls life's
by Jollywhyhelp March 14, 2015
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Simon

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing
Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?
by HotLeek November 10, 2017
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Simon

Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad
Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food
by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019
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Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!
Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"
by sksskskks February 24, 2019
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Simon

Simon is also lemeonade
Simon is the best
by FINESIX January 24, 2020
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Simon

Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan
Simon is a really great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
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