Simon

He loves butts!!!!!

Simon ur such a idiot

by Ugly kojon December 01, 2017

Simon

Simon is a real fuckboy

Woah that simon will fuck with a lot of girls life's

by Jollywhyhelp March 14, 2015

Simon

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing

Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?

by HotLeek November 11, 2017

Simon

Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan

Simon is a really great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

Simon

Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!

Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"

by sksskskks February 25, 2019

Simon

Simon is also lemeonade

Simon is the best

by FINESIX January 24, 2020

Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021