Simon

He loves butts!!!!!

Simon ur such a idiot

by Ugly kojon November 30, 2017

Simon

Simon is a real fuckboy

Woah that simon will fuck with a lot of girls life's

by Jollywhyhelp March 14, 2015

Simon

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing

Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?

by HotLeek November 10, 2017

Simon

Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad

Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019

Simon

Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!

Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"

by sksskskks February 24, 2019

Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021

Simon

Simon is also lemeonade

Simon is the best

by FINESIX January 24, 2020