siketown

when you didn't do something, and someone else asks you, but you want to sound proud that you didn't do it.

or if you just want to psyche the other person out when asked a question.

'hey man, did you do the english report next period?'
'siketown! of course i didn't.'

by surferbetty19 May 25, 2009

Skee Ball

Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.

Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.

by Kevin Sarzo September 23, 2010

sike

The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

I really miss that show Blossom ... SIKE!

by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

sike

A misspelling of psych.

Knowing Sonia was thirsty, Jonathan teased her with his soda. "Here, you can have a sip...psych!"

by Jonathan Hamilton April 30, 2005

Skeebitis

The skeebitis is a disease that affects women. It turns them into sluts, whores, and bitches. Symptoms of the skeebitis involve lack of emotion, sleeping around, screwing over your friends and double teaming random guys. If you or your loved ones believe you have skeebitis then may god have mercy on your soul. There is no cure for skeebitis over than death, which usually occurs from fucking over all your friends or swallowing too much semen. Side effects of Skeebitis also include lying and throwing beer bottles while sleeping with every guy you know.

throwing beer bottles, sucking penis, getting double teamed, cheating on your boyfriend, lying to your best freinds, sleeping with their boyfriends. being a horrible human being.
"oh she has skeebitis"

by jhonny noxville March 11, 2008

sike dyke

A straight girl who acts gay, not to be confused with a yikes dyke (a closeted lesbian).

"I asked her out, but it turns out she's just a sike dyke. Can't blame my gaydar for this one."

by Frances April 23, 2004

Skee Rad

Pretty much a god. Gets girls wet just by looking at them. Has lots of money and only smokes the best herb only out of chocolate cigarillos of course. Doesn't have many friends simply because he doesn't feel they worthy enough

Girl1- That guy over there is making me so horny and he got some loud in the rello
Girl2- Must be Skee Rad

by Skee Rad April 11, 2011