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upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.
"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"
by blackjack taco December 18, 2009
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siddler

Someone who will often appear next to you without warning. This is often done in silence and when you turn around that person would be next to you. They also often butt into conversations the moment you finish talking.
Adam is such a siddler. Whenever I'm talking to Aidan he just appears and starts talking the moment I finish. I never have any clue when he will be next to me.
by petpen7 February 26, 2015
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Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.
After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.
by Ruge July 6, 2009
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Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.
"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"
by Aeddonger February 14, 2017
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Siddeeqah

A sweet outgoing girl, who if she has a crush, she goes for it. She's very caring at times, but also keeps her things to herself. She does anything to keep her safe and her innocence 100%.
Person 1: Wow Siddeeqah is so nice and outgoing!

Person 2: You can that again haha
by Haahar July 23, 2018
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Saddley

Someone who looks similar to vector from despicable me. Or doing an anti social neeky activity.
Arthur’s acting a bit saddley i cannot lie.
by gwionw06 June 18, 2023
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furry saddle

noun- the act of a female squatting and riding on a bearded man's face
Oh baby, that furry saddle feels like carpet.
by Chili Hole December 25, 2010
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