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Shortest Definition
by HughMann45 October 4, 2022
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shortstop

a weapon from team fortress 2 for the scout class it is a side grade to the stock scattergun
scout1: i use the shortstop cause i think its better than stock
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA
by sniper nate October 21, 2020
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Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian Men, less than 4 feet tall, stacked on eachother, slathered with gravy or maple syrup
by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019
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shorties

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.
by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003
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shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.
Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?
by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003
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hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek
Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.
by position_x_force March 2, 2005
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shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.
I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.
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