Shmalentine

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

by kaityFACE January 8, 2008

Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

shmade

Hotttttttie. Any bro would give their lives for her.

DAAAAAAAMN that Shmade is a hotttttie

by Quenton Hickum January 26, 2018

Shrafe

Short for Shrofity

Daniel's Mom: "Daniel stop it you buttfucker!"
Daniel: "Shrofity Mom...I'm just tryna shrafe!!"

by curlnigga June 27, 2019

shafey

A sexy beast with a raging massive erect private, and who likes to chow down on anything

Damn bro u just shafeyed all over that girl

by Yeet the hoes September 29, 2019

shafeel

The cooler way to say Ja-feel. Primarily meaning: which i feel. Sha-feel.. Which i feel.

Guy one: Dude this movie is so legit.

Guy two: Shafeel man.

by Dr Big mandg November 1, 2013

shmale

a transexual that was born a man and transforms to a woman except for the male genitals.

Maria is a shmale because she/he hasn't had it cut off yet.

by Viky March 6, 2008