Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 May 18, 2011

Shituated

Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".

Man, I've gotta get shituated.

by CeVincCenzeeznze May 30, 2018

SHITUATED

Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.

I got shituated in preparation for my big one.

by glarglefargle November 19, 2016

Sticky shituation

Defined. Sticky shit

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation

by Kingy32 April 28, 2016

shituate

to situate or organize one's things, stuff, or sh&%.

I needed a moment to get shituated.

Please wait, I have a lot to get shituated.

by temple13 November 5, 2009

shituation

A situation that is shitty. Can be used literally when referring to feces. Can also be used to describe a situation you are not pleased to be in.

Peering at the kitty litter box, "I need to take care of this shituation."

Boyfriend acts like an idiot and girlfriend starts to cry. Boyfriend thinks, "How did I get myself in this shituation?"

by kateamitch November 4, 2018

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009