sarcasm on the internet

Sarcasm on the internet is like winking on the phone.

On chat...

Girl: I really like you.
Boy1: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy2 PM-ing to Boy1: Watch out, remember the sarcasm on the internet thing.

by Barracuda47 October 1, 2008

internet sarcasm

1. Heavy handed, obvious.

2. Non-existent.

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.

by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009

Sarcasm

A word that gives you the possibility to play with your imagination when asked stupid questions.

A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:

Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?

by TjoffTjoff November 18, 2009

Sarcastibitch

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.

Shut up sarcastibitch!

by gnicklaser March 10, 2003

Sarcasm

To say the opposite of what is obvious.

Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.

Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"

Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"

Tom: "really"

Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."

by SphenMcdanielles March 4, 2009

Sarcasm

Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.

Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!

Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

Sarc

(n) Slang for sarcasm, most commonly used in the south side of Chicago. Also used for someone who commonly uses sarcasm.

(v) To use sarcasm.

(n) Stop being such a sarc, you need to be serious!

(v) Are you 4 real or are you sarcing me?

by Sarclover09 December 9, 2009