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Shake Weight

The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.
"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."

"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."
by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010
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shake it off

To forget about someone or something, to let go, to get over it, to move on.
As in Mariah Carey's song:

"I gotta shake it off
Cause the loving ain’t the same
And you keep on playing games
Like you know I’m here to stay
I gotta shake it off
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere
I gotta shake it off
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who
Appreciates all the love I give
Boy I gotta shake you off
Gotta do what’s best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Shake it off"
by StefB86 May 24, 2006
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Shake The Spot

This party sucks im gonna shake the spot.
PAST TENSE: The pary hella sucked, so i shook the spot.
by D_LOC--AS I SHOOK THRU April 22, 2009
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Yorktown Shake and Bake

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009
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The Dream Shake

Hakeem "the dream"'s move. catching the ball at the low post then quickly spinning and faking a shot while shifting ur momentum to turn around then taking an easy shot while ur defender is still moving because of momentum.
wow did you just see Rondo do the dream shake on Leborn?
by 23alldayeveryday May 12, 2010
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Funk Shake

A particular beverage invented by Bootsie collins two months before the funk died on July 2nd 1979. a funk shake gives the consumer the ability to see 'round corners, however sideeffecs include passing out, but waking up slapping a base guitar fast and loose like some sort of delirious funky priest.
a funk shake made from "The funk" which looks like a medicine ball covered in teets.
by Oldgregg#1fan December 21, 2008
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Chocolate Shake

A loud, boisterous custom at The Weiner's Circle hot dog stand in Chicago, IL, where customers chant "chocolate shake" and one or more of the African-American female employees exposes and shakes her breasts.
Yo at the count of three lets all start chanting "chocolate shake."
by Bruin2Ruin January 3, 2010
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