When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
Get the seasoned blowjob mug.A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
Get the Seasoned mug.When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
Get the Seasoned meat mug.Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
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by Somebodyouknow June 9, 2021
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by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
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