the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch
Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway
by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010
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by a clergy man April 17, 2004
Get the scorchin mug.A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
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by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 29, 2009
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Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.
Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.
Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.
by North Park Crew December 8, 2010
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While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.
Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
by raabidfun September 26, 2018
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Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
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